Nutty Uncle Joe
See, Hitler had it all wrong with the whole purebred Aryan thing. Stalin knew that if you want the ultimate warrior, crossing humans with apes is the way to go.
The Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.
